Pre-seed Round First Allocation
Invest in the compute-native satellite platform and ascend the Kardashev scale.
Catch our appearance on the inaugural episode of CypherTank!
Why invest now?
1) Satellite Constellations - 100 MW is in orbit with 1 additional MW launched every 7 days. The vast majority of this power belongs to communication satellites like Starlink and Project Kuiper. These satellites often spend time over the poles and over the oceans with no one to receive their data communications. Their power generated here, if batteries are full, is dissipated as heat. This can be used to mine BTC and other useful compute processes such as in-space inference.
2) Lunar Applications - NASA’s self-proclaimed #1 commercial technology shortfall is surviving the lunar night. This is a reliability challenge from electronics dropping well below operating temperatures. MARA proved we can use Bitcoin mining to make a resistive heating network for 11,000 people in Finland.
Energy is just math.
Launch costs are dropping by magnitudes.
Swanson’s Law is rock-solid.
Space-grade solar has high idiot index cost.
4) Payments Beyond Connectivity - A Dyson Laboratories developed application protocol allows for proof-of-execution to be routed and settled on nodes owned and operated by Dyson. Space assets (from mission control and ground segments to satellites and space stations) can provably show participation in commands, with fully auditable custody of transactions. This will allow an expansion in the financialization of space assets.
Round Details
Dyson Laboratories is raising 1.5 million dollars at a 10 million dollar post-money valuation on a SAFE.
Contact us for an intro call and SAFE agreement. Sign the SAFE, pass KYC. Send BTC or USD after agreement is detailed. Please do not send funds without speaking with our team.
1st Mission Details
Dyson Laboratories will launch at least two custom circuit cards on a rideshare mission. These circuit cards will be used to characterize different ASICs performance in the space environment to inform design decisions moving forward.
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Disclaimer: this is not a public offering. Investments are high risk and limited to accredited investors. All investments are subject to KYC/AML and legal review.