Pre-seed Round First Allocation

July 4th - October 4th, 2025

Invest in the world’s first orbital Bitcoin mining company and ascend the Kardashev scale.

Black infographic with white and orange text, titled "Dyson Laboratories: Defining the Value of Space Based Solar Power." Content discusses digital energy transferred wirelessly, bitcoin mining benefits, and Starlink satellite data. Features a line graph of cumulative BTC mined and icons representing solar energy, ASICs, bitcoin, and revenue. Includes detailed market insights, key principles, and Dyson's value proposition emphasizing cost reduction, immediate revenue, appreciation of bitcoin, and minimal impact, with links for further information.

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Why invest now?

1) Satellite Constellations - 100 MW is in orbit with 1 additional MW launched every 7 days. The vast majority of this power belongs to communication satellites like Starlink and Project Kuiper. These satellites often spend time over the poles and over the oceans with no one to receive their data communications. Their power generated here, if batteries are full, is dissipated as heat. This can be used to mine BTC instead.

2) Lunar Applications - NASA’s self-proclaimed #1 commercial technology shortfall is surviving the lunar night. This is a reliability challenge from electronics dropping well below operating temperatures. MARA proved we can use Bitcoin mining to make a resistive heating network for 11,000 people in Finland.

Bitcoin is just math.

Launch costs are dropping by magnitudes.

Swanson’s Law is rock-solid.

Space-grade solar has high idiot index cost.

3) Bitaxes for Space - Affluent Bitcoiners can pay to launch a spacefaring Bitaxe. These devices will operate off 30-100W of power in a CubeSat form factor. Essentially a Bitcoin lottery ticket, as the first block mined in space may be a valuable ordinal.

Round Details

Dyson Laboratories is raising 1.5 million dollars at a 10 million dollar post-money valuation on a SAFE. Our funding round closes on October 4th, 2025 at 11:45 PM EST.

Contact us for an intro call and SAFE agreement. Sign the SAFE, pass KYC. Send BTC or USD after agreement is detailed. Please do not send funds without speaking with our team.

1st Mission Details

Dyson Laboratories will launch at least one custom circuit card for Bitcoin mining on a rideshare mission. These circuit cards will be used to characterize different ASICs performance in the space environment to inform design decisions moving forward.

Pre-Seed Budget

  
        Item
        Cost ($)
        Notes
      
        Custom Deployable Solar Panel
        60,000
        30–50 W output, engineering & test
      
        Bitcoin Miner Payload
        25,000
        ASIC board design & integration
      
        AIT (Integration & Test)
        40,000
        TVAC, vibe, bench & thermal testing
      
        Launch (Hosted Payload)
        300,000
        Hosted payload slot on rideshare bus
      
        Ops, Licensing, Misc
        45,000
        Regulatory filings (FCC/ITU), mission ops
      
        Overhead
        165,000
        Labor, facilities, insurance, reserves
      
        Total
        635,000

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Disclaimer: this is not a public offering. Investments are high risk and limited to accredited investors. All investments are subject to KYC/AML and legal review.